Alpha-Political Verse (Election 2012)
Alpha-Political Verse (Election 2012) By Madeleine Begun Kane A is for abortions, which Mitt Romney vows to ban. B is for the Birthers. Gov’nor Romney’s quite the fan. C’s for the contempt Mitt feels...
View ArticleRomney’s Political Hack Trick (Limerick)
Once Mitt Romney clinched the Republican presidential nomination, and Republicans were stuck with him, Mitt adopted a rather slick trick: When coverage is at its maximum (on TV, in front of large...
View ArticleRomney’s Fact-Free Universe Isn’t Healthy (Limerick)
Mitt Romney, who continues to lie about covering pre-existing conditions, seems to live in a fact-free universe. Here’s what he told the Columbus Dispatch yesterday: We don’t have people that become...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Joe (the “Brawler”) Biden
Arguments about Social Security and Medicare aside, there’s good news for Senior Citizens in both the Biden/Ryan debate and the Obama/Romney debate: In each instance, the old guy won — Big Time!...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Lady-Filled Binders
The oddest line of last night’s presidential debate has to be Mitt Romney’s “binders full of women.” Romney used that phrase when responding to a question about gender inequality in the workplace: He...
View ArticleShadowy Mitt Romney (With Apologies To Robert Louis Stevenson)
Shadowy Mitt Romney (With Apologies To Robert Louis Stevenson) By Madeleine Begun Kane I have a little binder that is filled with clever gals, But what can be the use of them — I’ll have to ask my...
View ArticleMitt Romney’s Final Debate Message (Limerick)
Mitt Romney’s Final Debate Message (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear voters, I’m not into war. I’m really a peacenik full-bore. Scary things I once said Are just in your head. And teachers, I...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Publicity Whores
I try so hard to ignore publicity whores, like Donald Trump and Ann Coulter. And yet, their obnoxious antics make me look … and limerick. Oh, why I can’t disregard stuff like this Coulter tweet:...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To “Awesome” Rick Perry
Although Texas Governor Rick Perry hasn’t announced yet, it’s pretty clear that he’s planning to run for the GOP presidential nomination. Now I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to some...
View ArticleTrump To The Rescue (Limerick)
Headline of the Day: “Donald Trump Will Live-Tweet CNN’s Democratic Debate.” Will the Dem debate generate heat? Will someone go down in defeat? Well if points aren’t scored, And you start to get bored,...
View ArticleWishful Thinking (Limerick)
As the Joe/Donald battle is fought, Muting Trump is an excellent thought. I just wish it could last Past debate night; Trump’s blast Gently dulled, if not dampened to naught.
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